James Arthur Ray :: aka inmate 267823 :: used to have a house in Beverly Hills … 90210. He paid aneye-popping$4 million for it :: although at the time he could afford it because Oprah said he knew The Secret … so he was totally rolling in other people’s money.

But times change :: people get killed … you know how it goes. Suddenly money to pay for an overly expensive legal team seems more important than money to pay for an overly expensive home which houses a starkly empty life.

Death Ray listed his Beverly Hills home for $5.5 million the month after the deaths in Sedona :: it {short} sold two years later for $3 million … yet another harmonic epic fail. James Ray can control the universe with his mind :: butapparentlyhis mind hates himself … one of the few things his mind and I can agree on.

For the last couple of years :: the citizens of Arizona have been providing Mr. Ray with room and board {and jumpsuits} … free of charge. It should have lasted a lifetime :: or at least through a full Hobbittrilogy… but it didn’t.

Now that his saggy guru ass is only a few months from semi-freedom :: it seems the comeback plans have begun. He’s starting small of course :: with destitution … and then maybe he’ll work his way back up to Harmonic {I stole your} Wealth.

All,

I am hesitant to send this e-mail; however I just got off of the the phone with James and time is becoming critical. As I am sure most of you know, James is due to be released on July 12th and as a condition of his parole, must stay in Arizona for 110 days following his release. I have been consistently reaching out to James’ friends in an effort to find him some type of lodging for his short stay in Arizona. Unfortunately, any lodging must be approved by his parole officer prior to his release, and he has been told that renting an apartment, or staying in a hotel will most likely NOT be acceptable to the state of Arizona. That being said… we are desperately looking for some type of spare room in someone’s home, or an empty home that he could use for his short time on parole.

As I am sure all of you assume… this unfortunate situation has left James financially destitute, so we would not be able to pay much for either type of above lodging. The additional caveat would be that if it was an empty home, we would need to also find bare minimums on furniture (bed, couch, etc) that he would have access to.

The alternative to us NOT being able to find him lodging, would be that he would have to stay in a “group home” (or halfway house) with other recently released prisoners. Although we all hope that newly released prisoners come into society with the intentions of leading a reformed life, the reality is that these halfway homes tend to be full of drugs, theft, and violence. James is simply hoping for a place to have solitude, and a location that he can begin to re-acclimate to life as we all know.

Once again… I apologize in sending out this straight to the point e-mail; however, I have simply exhausted my and James’ resources (me being 1200 miles away) and now am counting on the universe to guide someone to the right resource to help us in this desperate situation.

My love and respect to all of you that have already done so ...

R u Rippln?

One ripple creates another ripple in abeautifulsequence of ever repeating ripples until :: !!boom!! … holy fucking shit you’re so fucking rich right now.You make Warren Buffet look like Ed Dale :: and all you had to do was sign up for a free app … or something … it totally works.

According to the lie-marketing :: Rippln is going to be bigger than Facebook + Twitter … so text your mom about this opportunity right away.

“In fact, some are saying it’s the biggest breakthrough since email.”

In fact :: some are saying “in fact” when they mean … fake fact.

I don’t know how Rippln is gonna work :: they’re pretending it’s a secret. But I can tell you how Rippln is gonna work :: without knowing how it’s gonna work … because scammers are fucking predictable.

- Step One -

Sign people up for a “free” app that’s going to be bigger than Jesus. It’s like :: instead of being on Facebook … now youown Facebook. You’ll finally be getting paid for being so totally uninteresting … you knew this day would come.

When you tell your friends and family about Rippln :: and they sign up … they {and anyone they add} will be added to your downline … er … I mean … ripple.

Watch your ripple grow on the app {cause there’s not much else to do there} :: and think as hard as you fucking can about unicorns.

- Step Two -

Rippln is “free” :: as long as all you want to do is view scamvertisements… and consume shit frauducts. But if you want to make them sweet sweet Facebook type monies :: then you’ll need to buy your way into the pyramid … er … I mean … ripple.

There will be several levels of buy-in :: each level will have its own Presidential Global Online MegaTeam type name … and will be priced at approximately double the previous level. Ripplers will be encouraged to prove that they care about their families and society :: by buying in at the most expensive level … and by encouraging others in their ripple to do the same.

Expensive seminars will be held every couple of months to keep everyone buying :: and selling … Rippln levels.

- Step Three -

Inside the app :: the top ripplers {the only ones making any money} will sell “educational” products promising to help unprofitable ripplers turn their fake businesses around. These products will not help at all :: but they will further facilitate the transfer of funds up the pyramid … er … I mean … ripple.

Full Disclosure :: you’ll have to use email and Facebook and Google etc. to sell people on the idea of buying into Rippln as a commercial alternative to e...

Last week :: the FTC filed an amendedcompliant in the case against one of Utah’s{via New York City}worst boiler rooms… The Tax Club. The new complaint seems aimed at shoring up the government’sargumentthat the dozens of shell companies :: merchant accounts :: and bank accounts involved … were all in service of the same fraudulent scheme … and that most of the profits from that scheme had flowed through to just two assholes.

Michael Savage and Tedd Johnson … d-bags extraordinaire.

According to the complaint :: The Tax Club fraud scheme was able to bilk victims for $220 million … and that in just the last four years. It’s a shit ton of harm :: and a shit ton of money … enough to attract a swarm of Internet ambulance chasing lawyers. Or at least that’s what one might expect :: if one didn’t understand how totally fucking clueless your average lawyer is regarding the Internet. Sadly {and fucking pathetically} :: lawyers are far more likely to fall victim to a web scam {or represent one} than they are to sue a web scam.

Billions of dollars in fraud losses each year :: combined with a complete lack of interest from the plaintiff’s bar … has led to a void filled with money. Like dark matter :: scammers fill all voids … and so the existence of the “recovery” niche inside scamworld.

Recovery scammers help victims recover lost monies :: by scamming them again for more of their monies. If you love crime :: then it’s quite abeautifulthing … like art almost.

The turd wears many disguises :: but basically … some useless fuck is going to charge you 30% of what you’ve lost to fill out your credit card chargeback requests. Maybe they’ll be “nice” and not gouge you until after you’ve actually recovered the funds :: but prolly not … they’ll prolly charge you upfront … or just after your scam losses have been removed your credit card statement :: but before any final decision has been made … aka … upfront.

Chargeback forms are something you can :: and should … fill out and file by yourself. It’s your right :: as the FTC’s ammended complaint points out …

A consumers’s right to initiate a credit card chargeback is guaranteed by Regulation Z of the Truth in Lending Act, 15 U.S.C. 1601-1616.

… for realz :: that sounds official enough to be true.

And you don’t need to know no serious sounding shit like “Regulation Z” either :: if you were able to fill out the credit card application … then you can fill out the chargeback request. Go do one now … it’ll be fun.

According to the complaint :: The Tax Club’s chargeback rate averages in at a shocking 20%{ish} … where 1% would be considered pretty effing bad. That means that just this one shitshop is creating a chargeback stream of $10 million per year.

Back to the complaint …

When a consumer successfully disputes a charge through the charge back process,the consumer’s issuing bank credits the consumer’s credit card for the amount of the disputedcharge. The issuing bank, in turn, recovers the amount of the charge back from the merchantacquiring bank, which typically collects that amount from the payment processor. The paymentprocessor then typically collects the amount of the chargeback from the merchant.

Three layers of ...

Ed Dale is the Underachiever {dot com} :: or if you prefer … he’s the Tubby Nerd. Both of hisnom de plumesattempt atconspicuousself-deprecation :: but end up as self-aggrandizement… due to the pathetic condition of Ed Dale’s temporal realities.

“Underachiever” wrongly implies that at least something has been achieved. And while “tubby” is clearly true enough :: being a “nerd” requires more than buying an iPad and using Facebook to rip off a bunch of grannies.

I’m thinking something like UnderTubby would be more accurate :: more descriptive … and more fun.

UnderTubby got his start in Internet Marketing by sidling up to Irwin Frank Kern. Kern had just finished giving all his money to the FTC :: and he needed some mores … so he and Dale released the Underachiever Method.A frauduct that disappointed anyone with any reasonable expectations. UnderTubby’s primary selling platform :: the 30 Day Challenge … oozed up from remains of the Underachiever Method.

The 30 Day Challenge is one of the most unique marketingexperienceson the entire internet. Here you will have the opportunity to join a tightly bound community that will encourage and assist you in creating a niche product that you can sell to insanely passionate people.

You will learn to identify a hot market, and sell them exactly what they want. Follow along with Ed Dale and Frank Kern as they teach you the ropes of finding, creating, and selling niche products online.

Let’s preserve the great community we have and all work together for mutual gain.

But Frank was never much a part of it {cause he was busy growing out his hair and his syndicate} :: the tubby bridesmaidhad to peel himself off … and go it alone.

30 Day Challenge came to be billed as place where noobs could dip their toes into the Internet Marketing waters :: and get a taste of some of them sweet monies … without spending any of their own money.

We hate get rich quick, this is not what the Thirty Day Challenge is about. This is about creating a brilliant business one step at time – slowly and surely. Putting in effort as opposed to cash. So that people have a chance to doing something online without getting exploited by bastards who take a couple of grand from you and teach you something that could never work.

The 30 Day Challenge’s free educational awesomeness consists of Edward Wells Dale talking :: all puffy faced and shit … into a webcam ad infinitum. Web 2.0 :: tweets … the works. Just a little service that UnderTubby is providing to humanity :: supported {of course} by selling expensive membership programs :: expensive semin...

Remember when The Gnome thought he could come at me?

… or when Jeff Walker’s poison head exploded?

… or when Rick Calvert was stricken with some kind of taco related insanity?

… or when Mike Koenigs got all butthurt {cruel pun intended} about that time Iembarrassedhim in front of his big toothed boyfriend Tony Robbins?

Yeah :: too easy … those were the best of times. But such direct confrontations are a rarity … prolly because people are very intimidated by all the beeping. It’s too bad :: cause when the story tells itself … I don’t have to worry about telling the story. Working hard sucks :: as Tim Ferriss taught me at evil asshole bible camp.

It almost seemed like even insane clown person Crystal Cox was going to avoid directly agitating the fake robot :: she was all sending merecipesand emails and stuff like we were besties … this after I’d given her a solid clobbering for being such a fucking nitwit halfwit fucktard.

Will you please consider writing an article, or filing an Amicus Brief in Support of the FirstAmendment Rights, Shield Law Rights, Retraction Law Rights, Anti-Slap Law Rights of all Bloggers.

My Case Obsidian Finance Group LLC v. Crystal Cox will affect all non-traditional media and is going to set a massive precedence. Please do what you can to protect the rights of all New Media.

Says she :: to me … but I thought I’d already done what I could to protect the precedent and/or precedence by telling Crystal L. Cox to fuck the fuck off.

Thanks Jason, your Wrong on all account and have not done your homeworkwhat so ever. I am the real deal.

… “your [sic] Wrong [sic] on all account [sic]”

But she eventually came back to her unsenses :: and named me {a fictional character} to a “lawsuit” … claiming that unreadable gibberish had blah blah a trillion dollars.

So that was funny.

Somehow the patents of this douchenstein Eliot Bernstein are involved in the gibberish :: yet Eliot wanted to be besties with me too. I guess he didn’t like my last article though :: because he responded by sending me the text of Proverbs Chapter 28 … allegedly the most sinister of all the Proverbs. I thought he could do better than a plagiarizedretort :: so he tried …

You are however a big man in your own head, the real deal of self-professed idiot. However, I have changed the world for the better for our children and all the people and you have done very little other than write about men like me, which in compares makes you tiny with a big mouth and please the envy is killing me. I will not give you more food for otters on your blog by respond...

Internet Marketer :: and top Herbalife distributor :: Shawn Dahl … has a real thing for his mother-in-law {picturedabove left}. Well :: maybe not her so much … as her scamtacular business ideas. Before Dahl met his mastermind mother-in-law :: his best scamming idea involved becoming a middling real estate agent in the Siberian province of Vancouver.

The money in real estate was good :: but the lifestyle was a grind. Or :: the money in real estate was no good … and Shawn and Nicole were living paycheck to paycheck. Which origin story you get depends on which of Shawns bios you ask :: his past has a habit of changing to suit his present.

In the year of our Lord two thousand and something-ish :: Shawn Dahl met Nicoles mommy Deborah J. Stoltz … and everything changed. 4 Shawn and Nicole anywayz :: but stuff for everyone else stayed pretty much the same … fucking lame and shitty.

Debbie Stoltz and Marilyn Thom were just a couple of lady moms who hit the financial freedombig-timeby selling a business opportunity packaged on top of an opportunity to sell a business opportunity.

Learn how 2 moms have helped many others achieve financial freedom, working from home using the Online System.

It so simple :: a monkey could do it … not even a super smart orangutan type monkey either … just any old dumb-ass monkey with a laptop will soon enough be driving a fucking Benz and splashing around mad cash for all the fanciest of macaroons!

… or something.

Global Online Systems was actually a system for adding {large and unjustified} costs to the humiliating process of failing at Herblifes fake business opportunity. But that wouldnt be a convenient fact to disclose for a couple of moms trying to sell them some Global Online Systems :: now would it?

Proclaims the Global Online Systems lead gen website Income At Home :: circa 2003 …

Our system is so simple that even if you are an Internet beginner, you can capitalize on our turnkey system.

That middle testimoanial from the shirtless man :: is our loving son-in-law Shawn Dahl … but that wouldnt be a convenient factoid to disclose either I guess.

My first month now working full time totally from home with this system has netted me a profit of over $8,300. The growth in such a short period of time has been incredible and I am looking forward to a bright future as I take this business even higher. My dream of residual income is happening!

… says 2003 Shawn :: all aglow in the light of his residual dreams come true.

But the dream was a lie :: and the glow must have been from stripmall tanning beds … because in November 2004 Debbie Stoltz pled guilty to pyramid scheming and signed a ten year prohibition order with

It’s finally happened :: I’ve been sued.

Was it …

• The Homicder?
• The Great Pyramid?
• The Godfather?
• The Giant?
• The Gnome?
• The Spider?
• The Rick Calvert’s Tacos?

Nope :: it was Eliot Bernstein … who’s totally going to get a nickname as soon as I figure out who the fuck he is.

I mean here he is giving a “Presidential Campaign Speech” without his top or bottom teeth …

… so we have that :: but I’m not sure if it really clears anything up {or maybe it clears everything up?}.

Unfortunately for me :: it’s serious … trillions online on the line.

Bernstein’s got himself a top lawyer to handle the case too :: gal goes by the name of Cox … Crystal L. Cox.

Cox is an Investigative Blogger :: Online Reputation Manager :: Pro se litigator :: Reverend Wiccan Pagan Priestess … and some other made-up shit too no doubt. Here take one of her cards …

Cox lost a lawsuit that seemed to have implications for free speech :: but turned out to be about cyber-extortion instead. 1st Amendment lawyer Marc Randazza was going to help out with the case :: but then he didn’t. Reverend Crystal L. Cox :: in Love and Light … purchased a swarm of websites in the name of Randazza and his wife and daughter … and then preceded to trash the three of them ridiculously.

It was a step or two {thousand} too far :: and Randazza took Cox before the World Intellectual Property Organ...

Can YOUmake career replacing money online?

If you’re asking yourself that question :: then the answer is most definitely … NO!

Fuck no!

Not even close.

Forget about it.

But can you make enough money online to help out with your bills … maybe take some of the pressure off your life?

Almost definitely not.

You can use the Internet to help you sell goods or services :: but as it was before the Internet … your success or failure will depend mostly on the quality/cost of your stuffs :: on your ability the attract the attention of the marketplace … and on plain dumb luck.

The Internet as an automated success machine :: is just a mean lie … it never existed.

The Internet has made starting a new business cheaper and easier than ever :: but also harder than ever … because so many other people can now start a new business cheaper and easier than ever.

The web can help you get your ideas out there :: where they can be seen with just a single click … but then they’ll have to compete with billions of other ideas for those same clicks.

The Internet has changed almost everything … but almost nothing has changed.

Within this new world of paradox :: liars thrive … confusing an already confusing situation with manipulative propaganda about unicorns and golden eggs.

Liars can make money online {no doubt} :: but you … not so much.

… you can’t make money online.

It’s the {much hated by everyone in Internet Marketing} totally perfect counter-propaganda tagline of this site :: and it will be the tagline of this site forevermore.

Forevermore!!!

Or at least until right now :: when I get bored of it … and shitcan it on a whim.

Forevermore.

You know what I think makes more poetic sense as a tagline?

>> bleep bloop

OMFG … I’m back bitches!

{applause}

I know :: I was gone for a longish time … and you missed me muchly. How were you supposed to remember not to put your tongueon the hot stove without me around to fake robotic fake mother you?

{applesauce}

I know.

Oh well :: I’m sure you’ll be fine … time heals all {tongue} wounds. I was never particularly interested in what you had to say with your tongue anyway. Why listen to you … when we could be listening to me instead?

Right?

I know.

Bad time for me to be gone though :: what with Bill Ackman’s salvo against {scamworld cornerstone} Herbalife presenting such a rareopportunityto make big progress against the sick machine.

That’s cool though :: because the mainstream media has got this one covered … expecially now that a couple of high rollers like Dan Loeb and Carl Ichan have made bets against Mr. Ackman. Not just intellectual ghetto media like CNN or ABC either … serious writers and shit.

Like Matt Taibbi {and hismillionaire mentor Kevin Trudeau} :: or Bethany McLean … type serious writers. Well :: maybe not them … but it did still rank a full feature in Vanity Fair. Vanity Fair :: like an actual magazine … that gets printed on real paper and everything.

William Cohan :: who I guess is Vainty Fair’s B-team for moments of seriousness when Bethany McLean is not available … has penned The Big Short War. It’s an article long on words :: but short on substance.

Ha!Do you see what I’ve done there with my witty financial word play? Classic! Everybody’s doing it :: so it’s important that I do it also … let’s all do the same things … then we can all be suitably comfortable that everything will stay the same forever.

I’m sorry :: I’m being absolutely intolerable … but it seems that I have returned from hiatus still of quite a disagreeabletemperament.

Can there be any doubt that I am the favorite of the Dowager Countess?

Anywayz :: this is exciting … lay this serious Herbalife feature on me B-team Bethany! Wall Street fucking over the poor :: millions and millions of struggling individuals and familiesgrievouslyharmed … without even the courtesy of an obfuscation.

… taking their money

… taking their futures

… gouging at their dignity and self-identity

You know what I’m talking about Vanity Fair?

It happened last summer when Ackman decided to join a group of a half-dozen dedicated cyclists, including Loeb, who take long bike rides together in the Hamptons. The plan was for Loeb, who is extremely serious about fitness and has done sprint triathlons, a half-Ironman, and a New York City Marathon, to pick up Ackman at Ackmans $22 million mansion, in Bridgehampton.

Oh for fuck sake …

Not much ...

Is Herbalife a pyramid scheme?

It’s a good :: and fair … question to be asking if you find yourself enmeshed in a sticky stinky web of Herbalife’s outright fucking lies. Google gets asked the question so often :: that many unicorn distributors focus their marketing attention on phrases like “Herbalife Scam” … rather than on more positive phrases like “Herbalife Formula 1 Wild Berry FTW!”

But if you’re a journalist asking that question :: then you’re not a journalist … and don’t let society’s lazy labeling convince you otherwise.

“Is Herbalife a pyramid scheme? Some Wall Street assholes say yes :: while other Wall Street assholes say no … tonight on CNBC ActionNews!”

Why should I care what Wall Street assholes think? Have we outsourced the corruption and fraud exposing functions of the press to Wall Street {aka the causers of fraud and corruption}? Is that a bad idea? Does that question need to be asked? Do I have the balls to say anything conclusive or fucking useful?

Is it a pyramid scheme or not? Hows about checking into the facts for about five seconds … and then just telling us?

The vast majority of Herbalife victimsare able to figure out that Herbalife is a scam within a year or two :: but somehow the press can’t manage to do it in three fucking decades. It’s disgusting … almost as disgusting as Herbalife existing.

The stock’s up … the stock’s down … ooh l l.

But it’s nothing but downs for the victims of this bullshit … and the stock price has got fuck all to do with it.

Herb Greenberg’s storywas good … so he’ll prolly be fired.

BusinessWeekgot at it :: the point that should be the point … for about one sentence.

What gets lost in the noise about the hedge fund scuffle is the pain of ordinary people (IBOs, or Independent Business Owners, in industry parlance) who have been burned.

Yep :: those ordinary people are called victims … and there are millions of them. Search Google News for “Herbalife stock” and you’ll get 9000 results :: search for “Herbalife victim” and you’ll get six.

I wonder how a pyramid scheme could last for thirty years?

Just askin̵...

Utah’s new {but already fucking corrupt} Attorney General John Swallow is a “real conservative” :: not some fake ass conservative like Mitt Romney … or Hitler. “Real conservatives” make home-craft-sunset-word-art for Republican nominating conventions :: fake conservatives move to Berkeley and get AIDS … simple as that.

… or something.

It’s lucky for Mr. Swallow that he’s a “real conservative” :: because he’s certainly not a “real lawyer” … having had no real legal experience before becoming Utah’s chief legal officer. Unless you count losing elections and lobbying for the payday loan and pyramidal supplements “industries” as legal experience {which you shouldn’t … because duh}. Swallow’s opponent in the Republican primary :: Sean Reyes… had more than a decade of experience as a litigator. But he’s a half-Filipino from Hawaii :: so he’s obviously from Kenya … just like FakePresident Obama. No real Republican can trust a fake Kenyan.

The campaign got nasty because John Swallow is an idiot asshole :: and because he had shit loads of Scamworld monies pouring in as Mark Shurtleff’s chosen successor in crime-n-slime. Nasty enough :: in fact … that Reyes sued Swallow for defamation. Swallow hired Utah law firm Clyde Snow & Sessions to represent him :: the same firm that Mike Dillard recently hired to defend his right to scam his ass off … forever and ever.

Reyes lost the primary by a huge margin :: because Utah’s mainstream press didn’t/doesn’t do its job properly … and failed to point out the fucking obvious regarding Swallow before it was too late {just like they let Shurtleff skate carefree for a decade}.

Now it turns out that Mr. Swallow is going to need the services of Clyde Snow & Sessions for much the same reason that Mike Dillard needs them :: namely … the feds are crawling up his b-hole for shit he never should have done.

Last month the Salt Lake Tribune reported that John Swallow had brokered a deal whereby Jeremy Johnson {who the Tribune continues to negligently label an “embattled businessman”} thought he was paying off Nevada Senator Harry Reid to make his FTC problems go away. When the FTC sued him a few weeks later {ha!} :: and criminal charges followed shortly thereafter {ha ha!} … JJ decided he wasn’t amused and wanted his goddamn money back.

Johnson and Swallow met at a Krispy Kreme in Orem to discuss their love of each other :: and of money … like any couple of “realconservatives” would {half-Filipinos not welcome}.

It’s quite a questionable locale for a meeting about money :: as Orem Krispy KremeGoogle+ reviewerRick Gabbitas points out …

While the “Hot Fresh” doughnuts are good, I would suggest going to your grocery store and buying a dozen bigger doughnuts for less money and then throw them in the microwave.

… some of the best advice ever to come out of Utah. If Swallow could have just saved a buck :: two hundred thousand times … then he could have afforded to pay Johnson back the money he screwed him out of &...

Funny story :: one of Utah’s largest boiler rooms … is located in New York City. That’s the end of the funny part of the story :: I hope you laughed your ass off … because the rest of it is fucking terrible.

The Tax Club :: Earning more than your trust

Or as the FTC :: and the New York and Florida Attorney Generals :: put it in their lawsuitlast week …

“This scam has victimized thousands of individual consumers, many of whom are unemployed or elderly. Defendants have defrauded each victim out of thousands, sometimes tens of thousands, of dollars and have taken in over $220 million since 2008.

The Tax Club and its related entities and principals have preyed upon consumers… What began as one company in Utah has expanded into a sprawling enterprise operating out of the 60th floor of the Empire State Building that now encompasses at least twelve interrelated corporate entities, all controlled by four individuals”

Two of those individuals :: Tedd Johnson and Michael Savage … are pictured above enjoying a nice day on a boat yo … spending your grandma’s retirement money and having a big old laugh about it while she’s contemplating suicide.

That sounds dark … because it is dark.

The Tax Club buys leads from other boiler rooms:: and reboils those leads … over and over and over again … until they’re empty. And then fuck um :: cause that’s what they get for believing … stupid old grandmas don’t even understand the internet.

So Real Debbie spends $6000 buying into Anthony Morrison’s fake mentorship program … which is toxicallyhard-sold by Utah’s Professional Marketing International. Then PMI passes Debbie on to The Tax Club. Tax Club calls and pretends be the Morrison mentorship :: for a few minutes Debbie thinks she’s actually getting some service as they start explaining the basics of business structure … but it immediately turns into an upsell for thousands of dollars worth of setup services. Then the same pattern is repeated a few days later for taxpreparation:: and on and on … etc.

If you don’t let The Tax Club help you now with the things you don’t need until later :: then you will have maxed out your credit cards for absolutely nothing … just like your wife said you were doing. Be afraid :: be very afraid … and give us your other credit card number.

Millions of dollars of this reboil money then gets pumped back into the orignal boiler room … which has also failed to in any way provide the promised services.

“An analysis of the Defendants’ bank records shows that The Tax Club Enterprise has paid approximately $44 million for consumer leads since 2008…

Each of these four lead sources has been the subject of numerous consumer complaints and/or law enforcement actions. NMR’s affiliate, Professional Marketing International (“PMI”), has been subject of 768 consumer complaints to the FTC in the last three years reporting deceptive practices involving coaching programs sold to startup Internet business.”

Am I excited about the FTC cracking down on some rat bastards?

Oh hell yeah :: totally …...

Jeremy Johnson is totally innocent :: just kidding … he was going to accept a plea deal that had him only doing 10 years in prison rather than the 12,000 years he’d need to do in order for his time to becommensuratewith his fucked up crimes.

But he’s innocent according to this little propaganda video he had made about his innocence …

… I’d tell a joke about it :: but I’m sure you’re already laughing.

The plea deal fell apart :: with Johnson wanting a list of people the government would agree not toprosecute entered on the record at the last moment {unorthodox} … and the government not wanting to do that even though not prosecuting fraudsters is theirspecialty.

On Johnson’s list was Utah’s new Attorney General :: John Swallow … which seems odd because you’d expect Johnson to be hating Shurtleff & Swallow right about now :: for failing to deliver on the no enforcement zone. But then he dropped his ginger bomb onThe Salt Lake Tribune …

Embattled St. George businessman Jeremy Johnson says new Utah Attorney General John Swallow helped broker a deal in 2010 in which Johnson believed he was to pay Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid $600,000 to make a federal investigation into Johnsons company go away.

Sayeth Brother Johnson regardeth demanding legal protection for someone who playeth him …

While Johnson said he believed Swallow had done wrong, he still wanted to protect Swallow from possible prosecution. Johnson said a Federal Trade Commission lawsuit against himself and I Works plus a criminal charge had ruined his life and he did not wish the same fate on Swallow.

Gonna have to give you some props on this one GingerKing :: that’s pretty fucking hardcore right there. And it gets even better …

“Swallow and Johnson then met on April 30 of last year at the Krispy Kreme doughnut shop in Orem, according to Johnson. Swallow said he believed the meetings purpose was to persuade him to encourage Rawle to return the money.

Without Swallows knowledge, Johnson had the meeting photographed and recorded. Photos show Johnson and Swallow seated at a table facing each other.”

That’s so Raven!

Utah’s Democratsare demanding a federal investigation …

“The people of Utah deserve to know if their elected officials are crooks or unethical,” Dabakis said.

… ya think?

Can you have non-crook elected officials when your State is the world’s largest exporter of fraud?

Take um all down with ya JJ :: and call me in the morning.

>> bleep bloop

Tomorrow Herbalife CEO Michael Johnson :: and his saggy band of morally culpable senior executives … are due to present their fake company’s response to Bill Ackman’s truth {and money} attack on their fucking obvious pyramid scheme.

Strange that it takes more than two weeks for the country’s highest paid CEO to come up with a decent {or not} defense to such a directchallenge on the legality his business model:: but I guess he’s really busy coming up with neat new flavors for low-end shake mix … or something.

According to Michael O. Johnson … all of this talk about Herbalife being a scam is totally new to Michael O. Johnson. In another time and place he may have resorted to feigning ignorance byrapidly fanning his face with a monogramed kerchief …

{affected}

“How dare you Mr. Bill Ackman? How dare you sir?”

{swoon}

{Jim Cramer enters stage right … gently strokes Johnson’s forehead and wallet until he recovers.}

It must have been confusing for Mr. Johnson when he searched Google to find out if Ackman was right about Herbalife being a total sham/scam :: only to find most of the Internet’s useful information on the topic {that hadn’t already been removed by agressive legal posturing} buried under a huge fucking pile of FTC rule-violating fake reviews posted by unicorn industry boosters … andhis own distributors.

You can bury the truth … but eventually someone {or some robot} is gonna come along with a shovel.

>> bleep bloop

Fake robot :: year four … totally done already!

My goal for 2012 was to rid the world of evil … so that’s a fail.

But I did achieve some lesser objectives …

– I wrote a song about a manatee and some twinkies

– I made a hit movie for a maker of hit movies

– I hated a book

– I incited an uprising

– I pissed off some more lawyers

– I slapped a state in the face

… shit like that.

Three of the most popular posts this year …

– Elevation Prohpets

– Frank Kern in Scamworld

– 10 Internet Marketers Doing it Right

That last one is a particular masterpiece :: it’s prolly why I was invited to speak atBlogWorld…not everyone can write nothing so successfully.

I’m temped to post inScamworld: The Movieone last time :: because it was too obviously this year’s main thing … but I’m not going to.

… oops.

It’s been a productive year in this fight against people who need to be fought.

Thanks to everyone … expecially me.

I’ll bet you one billion dollars that next year is even better.

>> bleep bloop